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AnnWelzein - Tue Nov 22 2011

12:11 PM #
Was out shoppin' for Thanksgiving at the mall, when this guy in the parking lot lost his mind. Was screaming about being double parked.

12:14 PM #
He must've worked for the mall, because he was dressed like a Pilgrim.

12:18 PM #
A huge crowd gathered after he started smashing the other car with his Pilgrim belt. Those buckles do some damage!

12:21 PM #
When mall security finally dragged him away, some woman next to me said, "More like Pilgrump." Hah!

12:23 PM #
Pilgrump! Total classic. Told her she should write for Whose Line. Everyone agreed.