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AnnWelzein - Wed Nov 30 2011

01:00 PM #
Saw a raccoon in the backyard! In broad daylight!

01:06 PM #
Oh God, now it's in our house!

01:47 PM #
It's scrounging for food in our pantry. I'm trapped in the computer room, without my cell. Trying to email animal control.

02:23 PM #
There was just a huge crash. I think the raccoon knocked over the cabinet that holds the wedding china. This is horrible.

05:03 PM #
The raccoon finally left. Our kitchen is a wreck. Garbage is spread everywhere, our china is smashed, and the pantry smells like hot urine.