01:00 PM #
Saw a raccoon in the backyard! In broad daylight!
01:06 PM #
Oh God, now it's in our house!
01:47 PM #
It's scrounging for food in our pantry. I'm trapped in the computer room, without my cell. Trying to email animal control.
02:23 PM #
There was just a huge crash. I think the raccoon knocked over the cabinet that holds the wedding china. This is horrible.
05:03 PM #
The raccoon finally left. Our kitchen is a wreck. Garbage is spread everywhere, our china is smashed, and the pantry smells like hot urine.