12:22 PM #
The cops broke down the door while I was showering.
12:32 PM #
I was so startled, I threw my foot file at them. That's when they tasered me.
12:35 PM #
They had me cuffed and everything before I could explain. So embarrassing.
12:38 PM #
Apparently Tina Carlson heard me screaming in the shower and called the police. Thought "Parl" had finally lost it.
12:39 PM #
Worst day of my life.