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AnnWelzein - Tue Mar 20 2012

12:22 PM #
The cops broke down the door while I was showering.

12:32 PM #
I was so startled, I threw my foot file at them. That's when they tasered me.

12:35 PM #
They had me cuffed and everything before I could explain. So embarrassing.

12:38 PM #
Apparently Tina Carlson heard me screaming in the shower and called the police. Thought "Parl" had finally lost it.

12:39 PM #
Worst day of my life.