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AnnWelzein - Tue Mar 27 2012

06:54 AM #
Couldn't sleep at all last night. Restless leg syndrome finally spread to my other leg. It's like I'm riding a bicycle all night.

06:55 AM #
Gonna really have to push myself on my aerobic step today.

11:06 AM #
Damn squirrels knocked down the birdfeeder in our backyard.

11:09 AM #
Slipped in the mud while trying to hang it back up. Soiled my new capris. Worst day of my life.

01:00 PM #
Kids saw my muddy capris in the trash. They're calling me "Poop Pants Mommy." Real mature. Hate this.