02:18 PM #
Got trapped in the garage today.
02:26 PM #
Dropped my keys on the way out. Then the automatic door jammed. Perfect.
02:28 PM #
Fumbled around in the piles of soggy wood and rusty paintcans looking for the keys. Found an old nudie mag. Disgusting.
02:35 PM #
Managed to crawl out through Seger's old doggy door. Covered in filth. Ruined my snowman sweater vest. No point in running errands anymore.