08:59 AM #
Found my old Livestrong bracelet in the junk drawer. Gonna run it through the dishwasher, clean the crud off. Hope we find a cure soon.
09:00 AM #
Keep living strong, you guys.
11:05 AM #
My livestrong bracelet melted and jammed the dishwasher. Black liquid is flooding the kitchen.
11:07 AM #
Don't bother living strong, you guys. Cancer is an unstoppable monster. It'll find you.