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AnnWelzein - Sun Jul 01 2012

01:57 PM #
Today I took an early morning scream shower, then drove all that awful pudding I bought back to Canada.

02:01 PM #
The border guard asked me what "the purpose of my visit" was. Told him "Canada Day." Waved me through. Sucker. Didn't even search the trunk.

02:04 PM #
Stopped outside Sarnia, and dumped all the pudding into Lake Huron. Happy Canada Day, idiots.

02:09 PM #
Now I'm just gonna vege out, watch some Today Show reruns, maybe crack open some shiraz.