11:50 AM #
Was cleaning the house and found the divorce papers under the rug by the front door.
11:54 AM #
They're covered in grease stains and smell like ground beef. At least they're signed. No regrets.
12:00 PM #
"Have a neat summer." You know what? Maybe I will.
12:03 PM #
It's going to be the Summer of Ann! Gonna eat some Wheat Thins.
12:29 PM #
Can you get fat eating a whole box of Wheat Thins? Could be a lawsuit.