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AnnWelzein - Mon Jul 23 2012

11:50 AM #
Was cleaning the house and found the divorce papers under the rug by the front door.

11:54 AM #
They're covered in grease stains and smell like ground beef. At least they're signed. No regrets.

12:00 PM #
"Have a neat summer." You know what? Maybe I will.

12:03 PM #
It's going to be the Summer of Ann! Gonna eat some Wheat Thins.

12:29 PM #
Can you get fat eating a whole box of Wheat Thins? Could be a lawsuit.