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DadBoner - Sun Apr 18 2010

02:59 PM #
Ann's mom was late for brunch this morning so I missed my tee time. I hate that cow.

03:01 PM #
Anyone up for a few cold one's at Chili's? I'm really steamed and need to cool off. Can't believe I missed my friggin' tee time.

03:37 PM #
Was super pumped for racquetball at the Y tomorrow. But I forgot about Jillian's recital. Monday already sucks a day early.

04:19 PM #
My brother Al just said, "Ever take a crap so big your pants fit better?" HAHAHAHA! Just what I needed. Thanks bro.