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DadBoner - Mon Apr 19 2010

12:36 PM #
I'm sick of that mexican guy at Subway judging me when ask for ranch on my footlong meatball sandwich. This is AMERICA, Tito.

12:46 PM #
I just took a crap so big MY pants fit better! God, that still kills me.

12:52 PM #
Looks like they firewalled the Maxim website. I hate Mondays.

01:13 PM #
Just found out everyone at work calls me "The Clogger" behind my back. Feelin' kinda down. It only happened once.

06:41 PM #
Going to that dance recital instead of playing racquetball makes me wish I had my tubes tied. Today sucks.