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DadBoner - Wed Apr 21 2010

03:50 PM #
Ann left the windows down on the Cherokee and it rained = 2 hrs with the wet dry vac tonight instead of Hooters with the guys. Sucks!

03:51 PM #
I swear she did it on purpose. Sick of this.

05:25 PM #
Ann "suprised" me with a pair of Sketchers Shape-Ups. They look like retard shoes. I'm a dead man if Al sees them.

06:03 PM #
Found some old CostCo mozz sticks in the back of the freezer! F@ck. Yes.

06:07 PM #
Ann says to throw them out because they're too old. So stupid. THEY'RE FROZEN! Why can't I ever have ANYTHING?