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DadBoner - Fri Apr 30 2010

06:17 PM #
Damn dog took a crap on the carpet this morning and I missed my tee time. Then I pulled my groin lifting the wet dry vac. Weekend is ruined.

06:18 PM #
And I am NOT going to church tomorrow. I don't care what Ann says. Sick of this BS.

06:30 PM #
People ask me why I don't talk about my kids. I have a son (mama's boy/cries all the time) and 2 daughters (who hate me). That's why.

06:32 PM #
Going to water the backyard and drink a beer. So sick of everyone here.