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DadBoner - Sun May 09 2010

03:46 PM #
I burned the steaks and none of the stuff I bought Ann on Amazon came on time. I'm in doghouse city.

03:48 PM #
She keeps going into the bathroom and fake crying. GODDAMNIT I TRIED MY BEST, GIMME A BREAK!

03:50 PM #
Ann just left to go "somewhere she's appreciated." I hope Kohl's is still open.