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DadBoner - Tue May 11 2010

03:52 PM #
Free Quiznos lunch at work today. Really over did it. Had 2 Chicken Carbonara subs. Now everyone's calling me "Carbo." So embarrassed.

03:56 PM #
It's not like I ordered 2. There was an extra. What was I supposed to do, let it go to waste?! Sue me for caring about the environment.

04:18 PM #
All that Quizno's is coming back to haunt me. But you know what I always say, "ain't much in this world a little cologne can't fix."