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DadBoner - Thu May 20 2010

11:21 AM #
Was in the john trying to multitask and change the battery in my Seiko. Dropped it in the toilet. Ann gave me it for our anniversary.

11:22 AM #
Was already "done with my business" and couldn't grab it out. So I just flushed it. Gonna be in hot water when she notices it's missing.

11:37 AM #
Really lookin' forward to the weekend you guys.

04:41 PM #
Made reservations for me and Ann at Applebees for tomorrow night. She said, "Wowee Prince Charming, who said romance is dead?!"

04:43 PM #
Then she started laughing SO hard she had to hang up the phone. Just trying to do something nice. Feelin' kinda down.

04:46 PM #
Think I'm gonna to for a drive. Just wanna be alone for awhile.

04:47 PM #
Sick of this.

06:49 PM #
Got back from my drive. Everyone's glued to some Grey's Anatomy crap and didn't notice I was even gone. Guess I'll just go to bed.

06:50 PM #
Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.

06:52 PM #
Oh good. There was a commercial break long enough for Ann to inform me that the family voted and I can only use the basement restroom now.

06:52 PM #