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DadBoner - Sat May 22 2010

01:23 PM #
If Ann plays that Sheryl Crow/Kid Rock "Picture" song ONE MORE TIME I'm going to kill myself.

04:44 PM #
Ann invited the Carleson's over for steaks tonight. JUST told me. What is the best kind of belt to hang myself in the the garage with?

04:45 PM #
Oh, and guess who has to go to the store for steaks? Hint: It's not Ann or the Carlson's.

04:46 PM #
And I was all settled on the couch watching Mecum Muscle Car Auctions. This Saturday is shot!