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DadBoner - Tue May 25 2010

10:56 AM #
Sorry I wasn't around yesterday. Ann found out that I ate all the lunch cold cuts so she hid my laptop adapter. She makes no sense!

10:58 AM #
Besides, I PAID for those cold cuts! I can have all I want. They're essentially MINE that I'm generous enough to GIVE to the kids.

11:00 AM #
Ann asked for the checkbook to go to the store for more cold cuts. I told her I didn't know where it is and "it looks like a PB&J week."

11:03 AM #
So to prove my point last night I ate all of the variety pack "lunches only" chips. AND the granola bars.

05:59 PM #
Ann "accidentally" washed my Maui Jim's in the laundry! They're all bent and scratched. Really steamed!

06:00 PM #
And how did they "accidentally" get in the washer?! They were in my sock drawer in their case! For the love of God why?!!!!

06:01 PM #
She's a sick person. Doesn't want me to have anything! Ann's so jealous of me. It's disgusting.

06:03 PM #
I called her out on the "accident" and she said, "Oh, like how you accidentally ate all the kids lunch chips and granola bars?"

06:04 PM #
I PAID FOR THOSE AND I CAN EAT ANYTHING I FEEL LIKE ANYTIME I WANT TO!!!

06:08 PM #
I don't care if we just had supper 2 hrs ago, I'm going to Wendy's for a Jr. Bacon and a Frosty. Why? Because I feel like it that's why!