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DadBoner - Thu May 27 2010

06:38 PM #
@pricedout Ugh. Don't even wanna think about Chili's. Tonight was make your own taco night at the Welzein's. Really over did it.

06:40 PM #
I just couldn't stop. They were going down so smooth. Took down 3 soft shells and 5 hard shells. Plus chips and guac. Can barely move.

06:42 PM #
Ann says I'm "beached" on the couch. I said, "You're a beach!" Didn't fly very well.

06:43 PM #
Ann wants me to help with the dishes. She's so lazy. Loading the dishwasher is not a 2 man job. That's why I bought it!!!