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DadBoner - Wed Jun 02 2010

03:28 PM #
Cut my hand pretty bad on Sunday. Needed stitches. Got some pain meds and Ann's been nursing me on the couch. I am MILKING this.

03:33 PM #
Guess who's having homemade chili for supper? Me. In front of the tv. Watching WHATEVER I WANT!

04:28 PM #
Ann says I can't drink a beer on my medication. One beer?! C'mon. 3 at the most.

05:05 PM #
Ann had to run to the store to get milk for the morning. Brewski time!

06:16 PM #
Jim Leyland should've shot that umpire. Super p.o.'d!