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DadBoner - Fri Jun 04 2010

01:58 PM #
Dunna Dunna Dunna, They Say it's your Friday! Dunna Dunna Dunna, Happy Friday To Ya!

02:01 PM #
Ann is going to her sisters to watch movies tonight. I'm supposed to watch the kids. No problem. I'll be hammered.

02:02 PM #
Super pumped for Ann to be gone tonight you guys. Gonna get some of those vortex Miller Lites.

02:03 PM #
It makes it look like you're drinking a tornado! Really excited.

02:14 PM #
Ann says I shouldn't drink while I watch the kids. She also says I shouldn't whiz behind the garage. Ann says alot of dumb crap.