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DadBoner - Mon Jun 14 2010

04:05 PM #
Back's really hurtin' today. Slept on the couch. Heading home in a minute. Hope Ann's in a good mood and still not being a big bag o' bitch.

04:41 PM #
Ann and the kids were gone when I got home. She left a note that they're "at Applebee's" like I should be jealous.

04:43 PM #
Oh, poor me. Guess I'll just have to drink some beers on the deck and grill myself a few brats. Boo hoo.

04:44 PM #
Oh what will I ever do without my WONDERFUL family to get on my case? I hope they just decide to live at Applebee's.