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DadBoner - Tue Jun 15 2010

01:06 PM #
Passed out on the deck last night. Woke up when the sprinklers came on at 5am. Can't believe Ann left me out there. Feel like crap today.

01:08 PM #
They need to change "for better or for worse" to "for worser or for worsest." Sick of this.