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DadBoner - Wed Aug 04 2010

11:54 AM #
Haven't stopped by in a awhile. Dave spilled Dr. Pepper on my laptop. Just got a new Dell.

11:58 AM #
Me and Ann are still on the rocks. I heard she went on a date with some guy named Rob who drives a new Dodge Charger. Pretty steamed.

11:59 AM #
I guess he's bald though. Must be a real loser.

12:04 PM #
I put on a few pounds livin' with Dave. Lotsa frozen pizzas. But I bought a chinup bar so I think some of it's muscle.