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DadBoner - Thu Aug 05 2010

02:12 PM #
3 pullups this morning and 10 situps. Feelin' jacked! Also, Ann wants to meet with her attorney. Wait'll she see's how good I look!

02:17 PM #
New jeans today. Ann's gonna flip!

02:20 PM #
This too.

06:26 PM #
Just tried on some of the Tim McGraw cologne. Ann LOVES that guy. Wait'll she gets a whiff, she'll be BEGGING to have me back.

06:29 PM #
Just noticed Dave ate all of my TGIF's frozen potato skins. Looks like my night's ruined. Thanks alot "roomie." Really burns me.