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DadBoner - Sat Aug 07 2010

01:01 PM #
Holy crap. Me and Dave got WASTED last night. Got Wendy's on the way home. Forgot it in the car. Probably still good?

01:03 PM #
Also, Dave's front left corner panel of his Skylark is dented BAD. No idea how that how that happened.

02:38 PM #
Guess what? We just discovered that Dave went #2 in the tub last night. That's what. I'm going for a walk. Jeez. Really?!!