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DadBoner - Tue Aug 10 2010

12:19 PM #
Think I cracked a tooth on some Corn Nuts this morning. I guess my teeth aren't strong enough to handle BBQ Corn Nuts in the AM.

12:21 PM #
Called Ann for our Dentist's number. She couldn't stop laughing and said she'd call back later. Pretty rude.

12:22 PM #
Gonna have to eat this Quizno's on the other side of my mouth. I hope Ann's happy!

04:50 PM #
Really overdid it on the Orajel. Dribblin' Miller Lite all over my shirt.

04:52 PM #
Dave just called me a slob. Real nice coming from a man who has an old Hooter's t-shirt for a pillow case.