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DadBoner - Sat Oct 30 2010

12:41 PM #
I know I told Ann I wouldn't use Twitter as part of our "agreement", but she's really burning me, making me take the kids t or t'ing.

12:44 PM #
Tonight was supposed to be my poker night w/ the guys. All their wives take out THEIR kids!

12:47 PM #
I'm not my kid out in public dressed like Harry Potter! I don't care if this is a gay friendly society! The guys'll never let it go!