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DadBoner - Thu Dec 02 2010

01:18 PM #
Ann died in a car accident this morning. Pretty shook up over here.

04:16 PM #
I'm sorry to swear, BUT I LEFT MY GODDAMN PAGE OPEN WHEN I WENT TO WORK AND FUCKING DAVE SENT THAT "ANN DIED" TWEET!!! NO ONE'S DEAD!!!

04:22 PM #
So steamed right now. Sorry guys. Dave's really cruisin' for a knuckle sandwich.

04:29 PM #
I mean, it's not that big a deal if she died since we're separated, but I'm still burned up about it. Goin' for a sixer. G'night folks.