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DadBoner - Wed Dec 08 2010

12:12 PM #
Hump day! Although I'm still mad that Dave ate all my Bagel Bites. Usually I get to spend the first 2 hrs of work in the john.

12:17 PM #
Crap, just remembered it's almost Christmas. Don't know if I should get Ann any crap. Stressin'.

12:37 PM #
Also, don't know what to get the cute bartender at Paddy's. We've been kinda buddy buddy lately. But don't wanna give the wrong signals.

12:38 PM #
Gonna hit a few places at lunch. Let me know if anyone has any suggestions. Kinda stumped here.