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DadBoner - Fri Dec 10 2010

10:49 AM #
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fridaaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!! We are the champions! Weeee arre the Champ-iiooonss!!!

08:00 PM #
Just home from Chili's. Really drunk. Miss Ann so much. Calling her to see what's goin on. Calling Ann now.

08:01 PM #
Ann won't pick up. Calling Ann back.

08:01 PM #
Straight to voicemail. Calling Ann back.

08:02 PM #
Pick up Ann! Stupid damn voicemail. Calling Ann back.

08:02 PM #
Voicemail again. Calling back.

08:02 PM #
Sick of this.

11:49 PM #
Threw up. Sent Ann some sex texts. So stupid. Dave said he does it all the time to gals. I've never seen Dave with a woman EVER!

11:52 PM #
Callling Ann again.

11:53 PM #
Voicemail again. Really steamed.