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DadBoner - Sun Dec 12 2010

12:39 PM #
Woke up in my car in the Paddy's parking lot. Think I was going over to Ann's. Ruined my pants in my sleep. Got some thinking to do.

07:54 PM #
I bet Dave that if the Lions won, I'd drink a whole bottle of Kahlua. Now I feel like I have to pee but no pee will come out.

08:00 PM #
Ordered a Cheesy Bites Pizza from the Hut to try and soak it up. Passed out. Woke up to an empty box, a full Dave, and missing $20!

08:03 PM #
Going to bed. This sucks. Monday tomorrow. Sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks sucks. Sucks. Monday sucks.