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DadBoner - Thu Dec 16 2010

12:08 AM #
Woke up on the couch. Think I got drunk and just gave cute bartender both tickets. So stupid. So stupid. So stupid. So stupid. Kill me.

12:08 PM #
Can't believe I gave her those tix. I guess I'm just too nice and get taken advantage of sometimes. Feelin' down.

12:11 PM #
Of course, giving away $166 big ones shows that I'm kind of big spender. Can't hurt my chances at some action down the line.