DadBoner - Fri Dec 17 2010
11:41 AM #
I got a fever, and the only prescription, is more FRIDAY!
12:21 PM #
Work holiday party starts at 4! Super pumped. There's gonna be drinks and apps and everything! Can't wait!
12:25 PM #
Just snuck a peak in the fridge, HOLY CRAP THERE'S SHRIMP!!!
01:02 PM #
Going to be first in line for the spread. Gotta get dips on the those shrimp.
01:49 PM #
There's ABSOLUT VODKA. People keep saying I pour my drinks too strong. But it's ABSOLUT! Gotta take advantage.
02:05 PM #
Just overheard, "Look at Shamoo over there hoggin' all the shrimp." It's not "hoggin" if they're free. People don't know how to live.
02:08 PM #
Plus, I need the shrimp to soak up all the Absolut. It's a holiday PARTY, not a holiday SNOOZEFEST.
09:25 PM #
Think I did some stuff I shouldn't have at the holiday party. Don't wanna talk about it. Gonna watch some Triple D and hit the sack.