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DadBoner - Sat Dec 18 2010

03:32 PM #
Keep getting weird emails from co-workers. Calling me "2 Live Karl." I don't know exactly what went down at the party. Scared to find out.

08:23 PM #
I guess we went for after party drinks at a bar with karaoke. Sang, "Me So Horny." With my shirt off. There's pictures. Kill me.