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DadBoner - Tue Dec 21 2010

12:59 PM #
Getting super pumped for Christmas. Need to get shopping. Ol' Santa Karl likes to do it up big!

07:43 PM #
Forgot about my kid's ballet recital tonight. Crap. I mean, it's awesome I didn't have to go, but still, crap.

07:46 PM #
Ann is REALLY steamed. Keeps calling leaving messages about my kid crying. Let's see how SHE likes it when I won't pick up! Ha!

08:33 PM #
Ann's called 9 times now. Told me I was a being a "bad father." What a spazz. Gonna play hard to get. I know a thing or 2 about women.