DadBoner - Sat Jan 01 2011
11:29 AM #
Just woke up. Puttin the pieces together. Can't find my sportcoat. T-shirt was on inside out, the other side was covered in mayo.
11:45 AM #
Crush really rocked it. Even dirty danced with a few gals. Like, 4 of 'em! (Only 2 were grossouts, but didn't want to be rude)
11:48 AM #
One of the grossouts was all over me. Tried to follow me into the restroom. Told her, "beat it, I have to crap." Ha!
11:49 AM #
Still don't know where all that mayo on my shirt came from. Best NYE ever! Think this might be my year to shine.