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DadBoner - Mon Jan 03 2011

10:58 AM #
Atkins Diet, Day 1: Had 3 Beef & Cheddars from Arby's, no bun. Forgot a fork, so they were messy, but delish!

11:00 AM #
Some of Ken's curly fries fell out in the bag. Had MAYBE 4 of 'em. (Bag fries don't count) I'll behave at supper. Feelin good.

03:28 PM #
Had a whole pack of beef bologna for supper. Atkins rocks! Dave thinks I'm crazy. He doesn't know anything about being healthy.