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DadBoner - Tue Jan 04 2011

10:37 AM #
Kinda screwed up at breakfast. Ate a can of corned beef hash but forgot about the potatoes. Tried to eat around as many as I could.

10:41 AM #
Made up for the potatoes at lunch. Had 6 Wendy's Jr. Bacons. Hardly nothing without the bun. Someone should do something about that.

10:45 AM #
Was still hungry so I got a Chili roadie. Then had a Biggie spill in the Sebring.