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DadBoner - Sun Jan 16 2011

10:54 AM #
Dave made bloody's. Watching the game. Remember this? "Ditka. Sausage. Bearsss." Ha! Cracking Dave up over here!

10:56 AM #
Bloody Mary's are pretty much like a meal you can eat all day. They're perfect for my diet. Real thoughtful of Dave.

11:31 AM #
Hoo boy, Dave is makin these bad boys STRONG. Goin down smooth though. Almost outta vodka. Can you make bloody's with Tequila?

12:53 PM #
Dave just yanked the chin up bar outta the wall!!! Made the biggest crash on the floor EVER! Hahahahahahaha!

12:56 PM #
Ahahahahahaha! "Oh my god my back my back!" Hahahaha! Gettin really rowdy over here.

12:57 PM #
Serious guys, it was like someone dropped an elephant out of an airplane. I can't stop laughing. So friggin funny guys.

01:00 PM #
No Dave, we're not going to the hospital. Gotta call Ann to tell her about this. Funniest thing I've ever seen. This weekend rocks!

03:03 PM #
I think Dave's really hurt. Still funny though. Made a batch of Margs.

03:59 PM #
Dave won't stop complaining about his back. It's really getting old. I thought we were partying?

08:59 PM #
Just woke up from a snooze. Dave is hogging the whole couch with a bag of chicken tenders on his bare back. MY chicken tenders. Grossout.