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DadBoner - Wed Jan 19 2011

02:04 PM #
Wing Wednesday. Had 18 Spicy Garlic. Still comin up on me. Have to keep goin in the john to belch.

02:06 PM #
Someone said, "What smells like a rotten garbage disposal?" Blamed it on Ken. Ha!

02:12 PM #
Gettin sick of the cold. Daydreaming about getting the boat out. Just me and Ann, a few cold ones and some sandwiches. All I need.