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DadBoner - Sun Jan 23 2011

11:34 AM #
Why am I on the floor watching the pre-game like a little kid? Because Dave and his mom are hogging the couch, that's why.

11:35 AM #
I'm a grown man! Sick of this.

12:30 PM #
Just bet Dave I'd run around the block with my shirt off if the Bears lose. If they win, Dave orders pizza. Supreme.

12:52 PM #
No!!!

02:30 PM #
Yeah! Suck it, Dave I'm still in this.

02:53 PM #
Nooooooo!!! C'mon. This is such crap.

03:13 PM #
Dave's mom is asleep on the couch. Why do I have to sit on the floor? So steamed. Go to bed old lady!

03:14 PM #
Son of a bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03:15 PM #
Dave's mom sucks! Bears suck! Can't believe this.

03:16 PM #
Dave just said, "Guess the only pepperoni's we'll be seein are yours." Ass. Jerk.

03:23 PM #
I never said WHEN I'd run around the block with my shirt off. Too bad, so sad, Dave. It's freezing out. I'm not stupid.

03:26 PM #
Dave's mom said I'm not being fair. Think she just wants to see me with my shirt off. Oh, you wish! Ya gotta buy tix to THIS gun show! Ha!

04:39 PM #
Dave said he doesn't care that I won't run around the block with my shirt off because he wasn't gonna buy the pizza anyway. Cheater.

04:40 PM #
Dave's nothing but a phony baloney. That's all he is.