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DadBoner - Sat Jan 29 2011

12:09 PM #
Really hurtin' from yesterday you guys.

12:15 PM #
Thank god it's cheat day. Took down a Sausage Biscuit Bowl from Bob Evans. Gotta get patched up for my big date.

01:06 PM #
Gettin ready for my date with Ann. Just noticed Dave used up almost all of my Tim McGraw cologne. It's not bathroom air freshener Dave!