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DadBoner - Tue Feb 01 2011

11:40 AM #
Brought lunch from home today. Leftover Italian Chili. Didn't appreciate the comments like, "Uh oh, stay away from Karl later."

11:42 AM #
Stupid idiots, Captain Karl's World Famous Italian Chili doesn't have beans in it. The beans make you toot, not the chili.

11:42 AM #
That's a pretty good sales point. Gotta write that down. No beans? No problems!