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DadBoner - Mon Feb 07 2011

09:22 AM #
Feels more like I played in the Super Bowl yesterday than watched it. Really hurtin, you guys.

09:33 AM #
The pad was pretty messed up this morning. Got a little out of control. Someone spilled a whole bottle of daiquiri mix on the carpet.

09:38 AM #
Dave's friends were all crashed out on the couch & floor this morning. Man, that Sheryl looked ROUGH when I was sobered up.

09:39 AM #
Good thing nothin happened with me and Sheryl, for the record.

09:55 AM #
Might go take a snooze in the john. Not doing so hot.

12:07 PM #
Fell asleep sittin on the can. Legs were all pins and needles when I stood up. Crashed back down and knocked the lid off the tank.

12:09 PM #
Made a HUGE crash. Broke into a hundred pieces. Wrapped them in paper towels and put 'em in the garbage. No one needs to know.

12:13 PM #
Wish I didn't use up my diarrhea excuses last week. I'm such a mess. And I forgot to put on deodorant today. Sweatin out pure booze.

03:42 PM #
Finally home. Dave hasn't cleaned anything!!! I think it might actually be WORSE than when I left. Really steamed.

03:45 PM #
That lardo had the whole day off. I did the party up right. The least he coulda done is cleaned up the mess.

03:46 PM #
Dave just sat around all day eatin up the leftover snacks and drinkin up the leftover beer. What a stupid sow.

03:47 PM #
THERE'S A WHOLE FRIGGIN BOTTLE OF STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI SPILLED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR! He just put some paper towels over it!

03:49 PM #
Can't believe this. I'm certainly not cleaning up. I forked over the cash for the spread. Nuts to this. Goin to Paddy's for supper.

03:52 PM #
AND I'm putting the leftover liquor in my trunk. God, Dave needs to take some lessons in having a little class.