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DadBoner - Fri Feb 11 2011

01:08 AM #
Just woke up in the Sebring. Dozed off makin a trunk drink. So cold. Can't get warm. Gotta hit the sack.

11:22 AM #
Pour some Friday on me! In the name of fun! Happy Friday to ya, you guys.

11:25 AM #
Told Ann I have something really special planned for Valentines. Don't know what it is yet, but still, she's in!

11:56 AM #
Little sore from falling asleep in my freezing car last night, but still, thinking about cutting loose later.

11:57 AM #
Don't know if it's a good idea, but just realized I could be drinking my trunk liquor at work. Just a thought.

01:35 PM #
Nothin much goin on tonight. Might just go to Paddy's. $2.50 24oz drafts. Can't go wrong. Maybe Gina's workin.

01:36 PM #
Nosey lady at work just asked about the broken toilet tank cover. Uh oh. Thought no one noticed. Crap.

01:37 PM #
And how would she know about the men's room?! Oh, forgot. She has that Magnum P.I. moustache. Ha!

01:38 PM #
Seriously though, I gotta get my story straight. Might start a rumor that Ken did it.

09:51 PM #
Makin some Lil' Smokies. Really over did it tonight. Gina comped me some Jameson shots. Had to barf one up in the john.

09:53 PM #
Dave's all crashed out. It's Friday. What lame sack of crap. I'm tryin to party here. Gonna crank up some Small Town.

09:55 PM #
This song almost gets the waterfalls goin. SO good you guys. Johnny Cougar was just the best.

09:56 PM #
Dave just shouted from his room to "turn it down." Kiss my white butt, loser. Crankin it up!