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DadBoner - Thu Mar 03 2011

11:20 AM #
Kind of got out of control with the $3 Long Islands last night. Blacked out and woke up on the living room floor with no pants on.

11:21 AM #
They must put something in those Long Islands at Paddy's because I got really messed up on like 5 or 6 of them.

11:23 AM #
Guess I puked a little in the Sebring. Had to drive to the car wash with a scarf tied around my mouth and nose. Blamed it on the "dog".

11:25 AM #
I'm just so stressed about things with the fam, must be why I threw up. Being a good dad isn't really a healthy lifestyle.

11:26 AM #
Really lookin forward to the weekend, you guys.

12:03 PM #
Thank god it's Thirstday, you guys. Could really use a cold one right now to take the edge off.

04:00 PM #
Headin over to Ann & the kids' for supper. Bringin my son a football. This magician crap needs to stop. He'll get murdered at school.

07:24 PM #
I gave my kid that football. He throws more like a girl than my daughters do. I'm gonna do some drinking now.