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DadBoner - Thu Mar 17 2011

10:40 AM #
Happy St. Paddy's Day, you guys!!! May the luck o' the irish be with all of you, so maybe you'll "get lucky." Ha!

10:42 AM #
Woke kind of late. That Lunesta & booze combo conked me out. Crackin a few Guinness with Mr. Dave now. Full steam ahead!

12:12 PM #
Puttin a corned beef in the Crock Pot for sandwiches later. Gonna work up a mean hunger on the pub crawl. Holidays are cheat days.

12:35 PM #
Just had 2 missed calls from work. Was so excited I forgot to call in sick. Crap.

12:50 PM #
Had Dave call in for me. He told nosey lady, "This is Karl's roommate. Karl is sick and can't get off the toilet." Great. Idiot.

12:54 PM #
Screw it. I'll deal with Dave's crap story at work tomorrow. Nothing can ruin St. Paddy's day. One more car bomb and off to Applebee's!

01:22 PM #
That last car bomb came back up on Dave. Had to get himself cleaned up. He's fine now. NOW it's time to get our Applebee's on!

09:39 PM #
Just got mome. Pretty messrd up Gottas lay down. Daves passed out in the Sebring. Fine stay there all night don't care. More tomorrwo.