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DadBoner - Sat Mar 19 2011

12:51 PM #
Supposed to go to Ann & the kids' for early supper in a bit. I think she wants to have a "talk" about my behavior. Great.

12:53 PM #
I don't see what the big deal is. I took off 2 little days from family time for St. Paddy's day & some diarrhea and all hell breaks loose.

12:54 PM #
EVERYONE parties hard for St. Paddy's. EVERYONE has diarrhea sometimes. Why doesn't Ann understand that?!

12:55 PM #
Plus, why would she want me over all hammered in front of the kids? Getting bombed isn't wrong, but it's kind of a bad example.

12:57 PM #
Letting loose for St. Paddy's is an American tradition. Not like I had a choice. I wouldn't tell Ann to not get a Christmas tree.

01:00 PM #
Gonna get us a pizza with all the toppings. Really go supreme. That should smooth things over. Pizza really brings families together.

01:10 PM #
Why can't wives just punch men in the plumbing instead of having "talks?" It's quicker and less painful.