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DadBoner - Tue Mar 22 2011

11:30 AM #
We were talkin about what celebrities people looked like at work today. Nosey lady said I looked like a husky Barry Gibb. So. Steamed.

11:34 AM #
I wish I could just hide in the john for the rest of the week.

11:35 AM #
Really lookin forward to the weekend, you guys. Sick of this.

11:38 AM #
I couldn't say which celebrity nosey lady looks like, because there isn't a celebrity named, "Barf Sandwich."

02:22 PM #
Let's see what's on the docket for tonight!? Hmm, some more work, then supper with Ann & the kids. Great. Why do I even bother waking up?

02:35 PM #
I miss my boat.