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DadBoner - Wed Mar 23 2011

11:13 AM #
Wing Wednesday! I'm gettin 18 today. I need this.

11:15 AM #
Nosey lady just asked if I'd stop at the post office while I'm out for lunch to ship the canned goods to Japan and she'll reimburse me.

11:16 AM #
Looks like the post office is gonna have an "extra long line" if you catch my drift.

11:17 AM #
Doing charity work isn't my responsibility anyway. I mean, I'm all for it, but it's stupid and I have my own problems.

07:38 PM #
Ann told me tonight that we wouldn't be doing "it" until I move back in permanently. What the crap is that? We're ADULTS.

07:39 PM #
Watch ANY tv show. Babes and dudes make it all the time for no reason at all. It's called PASSION. I've got it. She doesn't I guess.

07:42 PM #
Making love is a beautiful and natural thing. Even if you're married and don't live together, you should still mash potatoes.

08:07 PM #
Splurged on some micro-brews. These Sam Adams are going down SO smooth. Gonna watch some Triple D and chill out.